Signs of the Times

Sign in a Korean Restroom...

• Apartment building sign:
  No baby carriages or foreign cars allowed in the lobby.

• Bar sign:
  Lunch now being poured."

• Chinese Laundry sign:
  We don't tear your clothes with clumsy machinery , we do it carefully by hand.

• Church sign:
  You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, you can ignore this notice.

• Divorce Lawyer's door:
  Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.

• Miss Piggy's sign:
  Never eat more than you can lift.

• Newspaper headline:
  County officials talk rubbish.

• Plumber's sign:
  Do it yourself. Then call us before it's too late.

• Psychiatrist advertisement:
  A cure guaranteed or your mania back.

• Restaurant Diner sign:
  Everything comes to him who orders hash.

• Restaurant Sign:
  Our tongue sandwiches speak for themselves.

• Scottish Golf Course sign:
  Members will refrain from picking up lost balls until they have stopped rolling.

• Teamwork sign:
  Only dead fish swim with the stream.

• Truck sign:
  Pass with care .I chew tobacco

• Orthopedic Surgeon sign:.
  Never accept a drink from a urologist.